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WEEEEEEEEEEE!!! [20 Feb 2010|09:36pm]
Oh dears, Gackt is already having a bad year!! It has nothing to do with the fact that Hyde's asshole is looser than Kana's mouth when she unhinges it like a snake so she can suck off a huge black cock. It is more serious than that even!!

Ever since Gackt-poo released his real age to the public, I have lost so many fucking groupies!!! I can no longer persuade them after a few shots of sake that if they let me spew hot cums all over their faces after they have been anal rimming me, that they will be granted eternal youth!!! FUCK SHIT DAMN!!! I knew I should of stuck to the vampire thing! AHHHRGHGHFGH!!!

Oh well.
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DRUGS AND BRACES [06 Oct 2007|11:20am]
[ mood | busy ]

GACKT IS BACK! DID MY DEARS MISS ME? ^_____^

Gackt having so much funs with new band S.K.I.N. so please support my band and come to my shows. Gackt-poo needs more drug money!!
ME, YOSHIKI-KUN and MIYAVI-CHAN!!!! WHOO WHOO SUPERGROUP TAKE OVER TOKYO MOTHERFUCKAZ!!! Drugs drugs drugs bitches and drugs!!!

Gackt have confession....

For longest time I had secret homosexual relationship with Totchi-kun from Diru.. I would stick it in his hot pile hole every night and he would licks my cock off nice and clean. Gackt feel so bad because it my fault his teeth are ugly and crooked. I liked whacking my cock across his teeth and it fucked them baaaaaaaaaaaaaad. THEY ARE SO SCARY!!! Every time Gackty get a blow job from Toshiya it comes out like it was in blender!! I HAVE TO FIX THIS!!! SO PLEASE BUY MY NEW SHITS AND I CAN HAVE MONEY FOR TOTCHI-KUN'S BRACES!!! PLEASE!!! GACKT HATE HAVING DRY COCK!!!

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FUCKpoop~ [25 Aug 2005|10:46am]
[ mood | sad ]

Gackt-poo was taking a shower and reached for shampoo with eyes closed, but accidently grabbed his penis lube gel! Now Gackt's hair is all sticky and ruined. This stuff is BAD BAD BAD and it makes your penis shrink and hair burn like fire of satan's asshole. WEHOWHOWHOWHWHOWHWO!!!! FUCK DAMN PISS!!!

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GACKT IS BACK!!! [25 Aug 2005|10:32am]
[ mood | excited ]

I AM BACK!!! I miss my dears so much and Gackt-poo has new solo album stuffs coming out in Christmas AND AND AND I am re-releasing Mizerable: The Poop Edition with new artwork and 2 new tracks. Thank you and please buy my stuffs or you can suck on Mana and Kana penis with poop. If you are TRUE dear, you will buy my shits so I can have lots of money to spend on drugs.

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Maybe [29 Mar 2004|02:14am]
Maybe Gackt should be a drug sniffin dog. So Gackt can snort coke all night long.

Scarface is the idle of my desire.
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MY DEARS! [29 Mar 2004|02:04am]
MY DEARS!!! OH NO!!! OH NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!
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Promo Shoots [28 May 2003|02:32am]
[ mood | horny ]

So I did many photo shoot today, here is my favorite:



OH NO! I HOPE KANA DON'T LICK MY BALLS!!! SHE ALWAYS LICK MY BALLS WHEN I DRESS LIKE HER! But she really has dick, that I like to suck sometimes. She also has pussy, but its in the top art of her mouth. One time I tried to fuck the pussy her in her mouth and I broke her jaw. Somehow her teeth all exploded into my dick and it left a lot of holes. You wanna know where her poohole is?

BTW, Gackt also make new discovery. Milk comes from cow's butt! Only it is Mi that comes out of there, what makes it lk is the lung cheese.

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My Gacktness! [06 May 2003|09:45am]
[ mood | horny ]

I am rereleasing stuff for my dears. Although my dears own all my albums, I would love my dears to buy again! Yes! Buy my new single as well!

For all those who don't buy...you are better off stuck up a monkey's butt fucking a goat from China that has SARS! So I hope you all get SARS and die!

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[20 Jan 2003|10:27am]
[ mood | horny ]

Gackt-kun will start to check the email:

gacktcamui@jpopmail.com

Drop me a line, my dears.

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World Wide Record [19 Jan 2003|01:46pm]
[ mood | horny ]

My dears remember many posts to What?? Well, Gackt, your dear of master, want to make new record. You all my dear must say something to me. You all must reply to each other. You all must ramble.

Gackt dears don't make sense need to be. Be goofy and silly. We gonna make new LiveJournal record! My dears, you must help me!!! HELP YOUR DAD!!!!!

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Hi! [14 Jan 2003|04:15pm]
[ mood | tired ]

Gackt has return! By my new single, come out soon. I like it very much.

Too many people of the hot dog bun say that I don't be here. That I am illegal. You are illegal! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Too many people of the butt slice say that I am very bad. I am fake. I am not fake, I tell you. I real boy! Like Pinnochio!

Speaking of the clit, I bought doggy. His name is Patrick. I like to lick his nuts. He isn't real doggy, he just real man. I call him doggy.

Only some of you are my real dears. Only those who support Gackt in licking Patrick Duffy's balls are my true dears!

This is what I have to say to those who don't like Gackt:

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SO THERE. Missy need to stay away from Yoshiki-kun.

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[01 Oct 2002|10:42pm]
[ mood | horny ]

Gackt must discover a new way to lick his crotch! I must! I can do it all, but I can't lick my crotch. When I say my crotch, I mean my tweener.

The tweener is the area inbetween my asshole and my penis. I can suck my penis, and lick my asshole, but I can lick around my tweener, it makes Gackt very sad.

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[26 Sep 2002|02:13pm]
[ mood | horny ]

Hahahaha!

Gackt smoke mad dank today. Gackt feel very nice! HAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

GUESS WHAT!!!!

ELEVATORS SMELL DIFFERENT FOR MIDGETS!

A MAN WHO LIVES IN GLASS HOUSE SHOULD CHANGE IN BASEMENT.

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[25 Sep 2002|11:05pm]
[ mood | horny ]

http://www.jpopmusic.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9284

I have many fans!

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[23 Sep 2002|01:02pm]
[ mood | horny ]

Hello to all my dears. Forgive the late absence of my absence while I was gone on absence. I am working on my new movie still. I just finished filming the scene WHRE I RAPE AND KILL HYDE!!!!

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Hi [29 Jul 2002|01:12pm]
[ mood | horny ]

This is how I look without my makeup:



I love you all, my dears.

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Mailng List [15 Jul 2002|03:24pm]
[ mood | horny ]

My dear [info]ninhydrin has made a wonderful mailing list for me:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/anti-gackt_ml/

Go join it! My dears!

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No [05 Jul 2002|01:06pm]
[ mood | horny ]

How does America like their Independence? For Independence Day of America, I went to President Bush's house and slept with him.

He told me interesting things, some sort of plan called, "The Anhiliation of American People So We Can Decrease The World Population, with the support of the European Union." He told me I'm safe, though.

I love you all, my dears.

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My Dears [02 Jul 2002|01:05am]
[ mood | horny ]

Forgive me, my dears, for my last post. Gackt thought he heard somebody say something.

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What? [02 Jul 2002|12:25am]
[ mood | horny what? ]

What?

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